I've started my preparations for the day and hope to see plenty a nerd slinging around towels and lilacs. (Do also remember to support Alzheimer research as well as research into battling cardiovascular deceases.) This hobbit is going to a parade!
|Step 1: Puttin' my ears on is a good start.|
|Step 2: I'll be using my own not-so-hobbit green hair|
bc fuck wearing a wig in this heat.
|Stage 3: Hobbit at the ready!|