First time reading Harry Potter series: I HATE that know-it-all bitch Hermione Granger, Harry Potter is a hero, Ron Weasley is a clutz and Albus Dumbledore is a genius. Severus Snape is evil.
Second time reading the Harry Potter series: I guess Hermione Granger is ok, Harry Potter is a hero beit an annoying one, Ron Weasley is a clutz, Albus Dumbledore is actually pretty manipulative and Severus Snape is an evil creep.
Third time reading the Harry Potter series: Hermione Granger is awesome and I'd like to be more like her, Harry Potter is annoying as fuck, Ron Weasley is strangely underrated, Minerva McGonagall is pretty badass and Albus Dumbledore is a manipluative douchebag. Severus Snape is a creep.
Fourth time reading the Harry Potter series: HERMIONE GRANGER IS A BADASS BOSS WITCH, HARRY POTTER IS A SELF-ABSORBED BRAT WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR WHILE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM IS THE TRUE CHAMPION HERE, RON WEASLEY IS AN UNDERRRATED HERO, RUBEUS HAGRID IS A BLESSING UPON THE WORLD, MOLLY AND ARTHUR WEASLEY DESERVE ALL THE AWARDS FOR EXISTING, MINERVA MCGONAGALL IS MY EVERYTHING, ALBUS DUMBLEDORE IS A TRUE MANIPULATIVE DOUCHE CANOE AND SEVERUS SNAPE IS A TOTAL CREEP.
I'M VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS.
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