Promises

A friend of mine said this morning when asked what his New Year’s resolutions were that he doesn’t make any promises to himself that he wouldn’t be able to make and keep on any other day of the year but since I’m a bit of a tosspot I’ll have a go nonetheless;

Just like Bridget Jones I’ll promise to lose a few pounds, leave off the sugar and be an energetic visitor at the gym. I’ll read the paper and watch the news to keep up to date. Lastly, I’ll get that blasted essay done and solve the whole degree bullshit business.

That’s something.

Pfft! Just kidding, as if this year'll be any different from any other when I've broken all resolutions. Preposterous.

I had a lot of fun last night at least. Awesome.